There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!