There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.