They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
