Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!
I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me
