Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her