To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.
26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.