Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book"
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?