Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom