We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt