We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.