We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.