We never knew he was a drunk... until he showed up to work sober.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it
