We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
