Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used