What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.