What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
