If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.