What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
