You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
