What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
