What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit"
A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.
