What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.