What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.