What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.