What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine.
According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
