What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
