What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
