What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off