Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?