Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.