Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...
My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?