Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?