Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."