What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
