What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind