What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it