What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.