Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
You know it's a disastrous country when pizza gets to your house before the police.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.