Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope