Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
Plenty of cry babies in here... It's like being in the same room with 10 ex-girlfriends.
What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.