What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.