When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion