What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
