What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'