What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
