What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible