What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks
