When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too