Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
