Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".
