Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station