You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.