Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco