Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her