Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
