Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist