Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
