Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst