Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Take my advice, I never did.