A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made