Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
