Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to drown a fish.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
