Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works
