Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
