Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones.