Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.