Why kill time when you can make it work for you?
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
