Why kill time when you can make it work for you?
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
