Top One Liners
  • One Liners
  • Comebacks
  • Chuck Norris
  • Sick Jokes
  • Bundy
    • All Bundy
    • Al Bundy
    • Peggy Bundy
    • Kelly Bundy
    • Bud Bundy
    • Marcy D'arcy
    • Jefferson D'arcy
With a calendar, your days are numbered.

Share This Joke:
Tweet


Funny One Liners

With a calendar, your days are numbered.

is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

More One Liners jokes

Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.

No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"

Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.

Privacy Policy | Contact Us | Facebook | Twitter

Submit your Joke

© Top One Liners 2026

2571 jokes and counting!