Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one
Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"